I appear to have gone on an all day date ( Read more... )

Thank you to everyone who sent me texts, my mobile is out of credit so I could not reciprocate but I was bouncing goodwill wishes back at you ( Read more... )

And because you missed out on all the Yugly sweet nothings, for your entertainment and to help you get into the spirit of the evening, I've reproduced some of the hair-raising stories here.

The dirty jokes will be in another installment.

( This one is a bit gruesome )